You Might Be Addicted To Internet Marketing If... . Internet Marketing Jokes! . "YOU Might Be Addicted To Internet Marketing If You"ve Wondered How Joe Vitale Finds The Extra Time To Write All Those Product Testimonials!" .. "I laughed long and hard while reading this collection ---especially when I came to #90 --- until I realized this proves I AM addicted to the Internet. Oh well. I could instead be addicted to something silly and unproductive, like sitcom reruns. Long live the Net!" -- Joe Vitale, "The Buddha of the Internet", #1 Best-Selling Author of "Spiritual Marketing" www.MrFire.com A Funny eBook About The Humorous Side Of Marketing Your Business On The Internet! . "You might be addicted to internet marketing if you"d sit down and compile a genuinely uproarious collection of addicted-to-internet-marketing jokes. We should be grateful that Larry Dotson hasn"t yet entered a 12-step program." Jay Conrad Levinson Author, "Guerrilla Marketing" series of books Over 14 million sold; now in 39 languages www.guerrillamarketingassociation.com . Thursaday, Jan 1, 2004 Dear Friend, I have a confession... My name is Larry Dotson and I"m an Internet marketing-aholic. I"ve been an Internet marketing junkie for over 8 years now. You may have heard of me. I live, breathe, eat and sleep Internet marketing. Now, that doesn"t mean I"m the most successful Internet marketer in the world, it just means I have an addiction...lol. Even if I had enough money to retire and live very comfortably till the day I die, I doubt I"d give up my home-based business or promoting products over the Internet. I just enjoy being an Internet entrepreneur way too much. :) Sometimes we all take our small business and Internet marketing a little too seriously. So I wanted to write a funny e-book about all the humor involved in running and promoting an online business. This e-book contains a collection of 200 hilarious red flags that may signal that you are addicted to Internet marketing. ;) Some of the red flags may be a little exaggerated and some are dead on - just ask my wife. Here is just a few laughable lines from this comical ebook: You Might Be Addicted To Internet Marketing... . * If you start calling TV Dinners - PC Dinners. * If you worry that you might get a tumor from being in front of the computer too long. * If your significant other asks you to get off the computer and you tell them two more minutes, but they know that means two more hours. * If you take your laptop to the bathroom instead of a business newspaper or magazine. * If you have told someone, "I have a good feeling about this one." * If you think a night out on the town is drinking a beer while hanging out in an Internet marketing forum. * If your mouse has more miles on it than your car. * If you get frustrated in waiting rooms because they don"t have any business-related magazines to read. * If you feel you need to lose a few pounds and you start exercising in front of your computer…while sitting down. * If your idea of a vacation is to visit an exotic location for an Internet marketing seminar. * And 190 More! "LOL....Hey Larry just a note to let you know that I"m still laughing at all of these. My wife Monica and I were in the office reading some of these and she"s just happy to find out I"m not the only nut case in cyber space addicted to my Internet business." haha ;) Thanks - Jerome Chapman www.MakeNetMoney.com . 30 FREE BONUSES! . 30 Killer Internet Business eBooks - This secret collection of ebooks contains the ultimate strategies for web marketing, internet advertising and online copywriting. .. You Could Be Laughing At Yourself For Only $14.95! Right after you order, you"ll be instantly taken to a web site where you can download the ebook "You Might Be Addicted To Internet Marketing If..." and the 30 free bonuses! The ebook is in PDF format. . And Get "The Joke Is On Me" 90-Day Money-Back Guarantee! P.S.This will make you laugh! - I really must be addicted to Internet marketing because I wrote most of this ad on my birthday...lol P.S.S. If you have any funny or comical "You Might Be Addicted To Internet Marketing If..." red flags, e-mail them to me; I may use them in my next ebook. I"ll also give you a short plug for your business underneath them. Contact E-mail . P.S.S.S. Check out this last testimonial! Phil and I were on the floor reading this. We kept answering" yes, yes, yes." Actually, the truth be told, Phil is an Australian. He kept answering "Yep, Yep, Yep" We felt like we were looking in a mirror at ourselves. You did a super job on this. True Blue internet marketers are in for some great fun and a lot of laughs. Kudos to you on a great, great job. We will really enjoy introducing this book to our Joe and Mable members. Jane Mark Phil Basten The Joe and Mable Show www.joeandmable.com Click Here to Learn More